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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct
either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you
want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
smiles
Rather tasteless: no play on words intended.
Bob
And believe me, Bob knows tasteless.
hell no. I figured something like that was coming when I first began reading it. Where did you find it?
I know tasteless 'cause I know Becky.
Bob
Now Now becky and Bob the funnyist pair stop arguing and laugh. hahaha
We are laughing, at the joke and at each other.
Bob and becky mmm!